This post comes to you live from the 2010 Vans Warped Tour. Let me set the scene for y’all. There are like 50 buses backstage. This bus city has become like a big dysfunctional family powered by Mountain Dew and Taco Bell over the past few months. But the real winners are the fans. If your age has the word “teen” in it, then you’ve probably been to one or 12 Warped Tours. They are a rite of passage for every kid and I come back every year to be a part of it.